It would appear that authorities from the state of Nebraska have decided to extradite me from Kansas to appear before a judge for a long list of charges. Quite honestly I really don't know what this is all about. But I guarantee I will get to the bottom of it before long.
To add to the disgrace I've been notified that Paris Hilton will be my cellmate. My wife has informed me that, "If that bitch brings a video camera you better keep your clothes on!!"
To add to the disgrace I've been notified that Paris Hilton will be my cellmate. My wife has informed me that, "If that bitch brings a video camera you better keep your clothes on!!"
Ok . . . Ok . . . It's not true. Honestly this is one of the local tourist traps in North Platte, NE - Fort Cody Trading Post. They sell all kinds of Buffalo Bill Cody stuff as well as Native American jewelry and assorted gag gifts. In the back of the fort they have all kinds of touristy kinds of things - like the mock jail. And yes, that is me trying to be funny.
I've heard it's a good idea to put your picture on your blog, but I usually take horrible pictures. However, I'm going out on a limb here. This took the kind of courage that only comes with diminished mental functioning and a lack of good judgement. Hopefully you won't be scared away.
Ha! Whew.. for a moment there, I thought you were in deep waters. ;)
Nice to "see" you, even if it's behind bars.
Funny! I'll bet your kids got a kick out of you getting "into character!"
I commend your courage! Um, but have you given any thought to what it means - besides soul-kinship with La Hilton, of ocurse - that the only picture youre comfortable sharing of yourself is the one where you rock the newly trendy Unjustly Incarcerated Look? Thanks for the chuckle, Jim!
Nothing too scarey about that mug of yours, by the way - you are too modest.
Jen - I don't know if I'm ready for that level of introspection at this point in life. I think I'd have to ease into that one.
Maybe they should let Paris serve her time at Fort Cody Jail.
Mahala,
That would probably turn out like an episode of 'The Simply Incarcerated Life."
You don't show your picture much, kind of like I don't. Hey! You look like a young George Bush! LOL, Just kidding!!