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So he came in late, reeking of whiskey among other things . . .

This is what I felt like when I walked out to my car after work yesterday.



In other words . . . It's hot in Topeka. But . . . it's better expressed in this video. Use the link if it doesn't show up for your browser. It's been around for about a year, but it's still funny.

As a parent of two kids over the years I've had to write several notes for the kids to take to school. Sometimes, if I can, I'll just call the school. Eventually, however, some kind of note will have to be written. Usually, and almost without fail, I get reminded in the five minute window between the time I'm scrambling to get everything I need to take with me in the morning and the time we actually head out the door. So, you can imagine that I don't proofread the notes. I just scribble something on a scrap of paper. I can only hope that the end result that is read by someone at the school doesn't find my scribblings as illegible or stupid as the one's I found today. A few hilarious examples:

• Please exkuce lisa for being absent she was sick and i had her shot.
• Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt in the growing part.
• Please excuse pedro from being absent yesterday. He had (diahre, dyrea, direathe), the sh**s. [note: words in ( )'s were crossed out] .
• Sally won't be in school a week from friday. We have to attend her funeral.
• Gloria was absent yesterday as she was having a gangover.

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