Overheard while a certain someone took their daughter to cheerleading/gymnastics class:
Dad: Why are there no cars in the parking lot?
Daughter: I don't know? Oh wait! Remember, it's spring break so there's no classes tonight.
Dad: So you mean we don't have to go tonight.
Daughter: Well, yeah ( like dad hasn't a clue ).
Dad: Well then I guess we don't need to go.
Daughter: Duh . . .
Dad: Why are there no cars in the parking lot?
Daughter: I don't know? Oh wait! Remember, it's spring break so there's no classes tonight.
Dad: So you mean we don't have to go tonight.
Daughter: Well, yeah ( like dad hasn't a clue ).
Dad: Well then I guess we don't need to go.
Daughter: Duh . . .
